Nintendo Rhapsody Notes

A place for my unrestrained thoughts and ideas on the subject of current and future Nintendo Rhapsody chapters. This page also contains some unused content for earlier chapters. Different chapter introductions and extended content.



World Minus 1: Earthbound (Pre-Prequel Chapter)

Prologue: A Birth of Umbilical Proportions

My initial reasoning for the existence of this pre-prequel chapter is that I couldn't seem to find a place for the Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird experience in the opening to The Schoolyard Menace. I went to see the movie at a drive-in movie theater with my parents in 1985. I stuck my head out of the sunroof of our Chevrolet Monte Carlo for the duration of the movie. It was my first moviegoing experience, and it was truly something else. The movie shaped my early childhood, and Big Bird became like an idol to me. I feel as though the experience deserves its own dedicated section, and I am now thinking that it would make more sense thematically in the preceding chapter to The Schoolyard Menace. More than likely the concluding section of Earthbound.

September the eighth, nineteen-eighty-two was a day just like any other. The sun rose just like any other day. It set just like any other day. "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor could be heard on many a radio that day. It had been a popular song throughout the year. Everyone was pumped for the end of summer and the beginning of fall. That very evening, my mother baked chicken in the oven for my dad and herself. My mother was preparing to settle in for another episode of Dynasty. Her favorite soap opera at the time. Things were beginning to heat up in the Carrington family and my mom was very much looking forward to seeing the outcome. Unfortunately, I had other plans that night. Before she could catch up with the residents of Denver, my mother went into labor with me. My dad quickly helped my mother into the car and we were off to Presbyterian Hospital. The half eaten chicken was left behind - to be cleaned up at a later time. It was going to be a long night!

A story about my birth that I originally intended for the end of World 11: Going Home. It was ultimately far too unusual to include in the project: "Life is the biggest adventure. Mine began most unusually. I glimpsed a wondrous light at the end of a tunnel, but could not follow as a result of my umbilical cord. It had become wrapped around my neck and the more I struggled to free myself, the tighter it became. My time in the womb flashed before my eyes. Soon, I began to lose consciousness. A strange tingling sensation was followed by a strong shift in vibration. I then felt myself go limp. I had died. My heart had stopped and my adventure had seemingly come to an end. Yet I could still hear the melody I enjoyed listening to in the womb. I may not have known what a boat was or just how to row it, but I could almost picture them in my mind. Just like that, I found myself in a majestic place. I was sitting beside a beautiful body of water. Numerous living organisms were rooted into the ground. They had bright colored tips growing from their arms. Some of the tips brushed away and fell into the water below. The water carried them to shore. It was simply astonishing. I was suddenly filled with overwhelming joy as a magnificent being appeared, as if from nowhere, and sat beside me. She asked in a loving voice, 'Do you come here often?' I replied with a smile, 'Actually, this is my first time.' She smiled back and said, 'You couldn't have picked a better time. The cherry blossoms are in full bloom.' I looked her in the eyes and said, 'It really is quite lovely. I wish it were like this every day.' She glanced down at the palm of my hand and said, 'Is that a fortune cookie?' I was, at first, hesitant to reveal its contents, but I finally budged and said, 'Why, yes. I ate lunch over there and this was in my order. It reads: Today will be a very good day. Today you will find your destiny.' She gave me a blind stare and said, 'Well?' Confused, I replied, 'Well... what?' She said with a smile across her face, 'Did you find your destiny?' I replied with butterflies in my stomach, 'I believe so, yes.' With a certain gleam in her eyes, she said, 'My name is Noemi. What's yours?' I said with a happy heart, 'Aratana Hajimari, but you can call me Mike.' Noemi smiled and said, 'Well, it's nice to meet you, Mike.' She stood up, and as magnificently as she appeared, was set to leave. I said in a frantic hurry, 'Wait, will I ever see you again?' Noemi chuckled and said, 'I come here every day at the same time, so there's a pretty good chance.' It was a very good day. I found Noemi and was filled with indescribable feelings. It must have been like riding a bicycle. Once I learned, I never truly forgot. I had not died. I had merely graduated. No longer did I need Nintendo to soothe my aching heart. I could finally spread my wings and fly away. I was suddenly surrounded in light. I felt a great sense of joy and peace, but more than anything, an overwhelming sense of love. It was a state of being not unlike nirvana. I slowly began to regain consciousness and found myself to be in a room full of caring beings. They seemed very concerned with my condition. I was injected with a saline solution while my head was covered in a warm cap. One of the beings approached me and said while trying his best to contain a tear, 'We thought we had lost you, Mikey!' He appeared to possess a brighter glow than the rest. I remained in intensive care for quite sometime thereafter, but I was eventually allowed to leave. Dad was waiting for me. It was time to go home. It was time to enter the third dimension."

"Dear Carol & Chuck - We wish to thank you for the cute 'Little Slugger' sleep n' play suit you brought to the hospital. We will have to take Michael in it to see the Angels play next season. Also, thanks so much for the beautiful poodle flower arrangement you sent to the hospital. It really brightened my stay in the hospital. We appreciate your thoughtfulness." -Paul, Denise and Michael

"Dear Denise: Excuse me for not getting over to your apartment last week, but perhaps another time will be better for us. I understand that Paul has some specific ideas about products he wants for the baby, so I thought a check would be the most appropriate gift, and the easiest answer for everyone concerned (certainly for me). Good luck -- you're going to have an armful! P.S. Let me know when you need a babysitter on a weekend... I'd like to be (among) the first to volunteer." -Aunt Lorilee Moore

My First Reading Tutor

I came into this life a destructive force of nature. I was, in my own way, ever curious about the world around me. I just failed to show it in an appropriate manner. Being the slow learner that I was, I would often paint my own version of reality based upon my then limited comprehension.

Needless to say, I learned a lot from the school system, but much of it took place outside the classroom; on the playgrounds, in the lunch rooms, in the offices. It was the people, not the curriculum, that truly mattered. I came to the realization that I was not alone. There were students with far worse disabilities than my own, and there were staff members that legitimately cared for each and every one of them.

It was a treasure trove of experiences, and at the end of the day, it matters not if they were good or bad ones. All that remains to be seen is whether or not something was learned from them. Life, itself, is an institution for learning. The ultimate school system. We pass on what we learn, and what we pass on gives others reason to learn.


Diane Stepnitz

Games of Yesteryear

Below is a handful of my favorite classic computer and video games that have been thoroughly discussed in other articles on The Grig Post. I have included snippets from those articles here. I decided to present them in chronological order because I just cannot seem to bring myself to number them.

Chrono Trigger

I first played Chrono Trigger in 2000; one year after the "Year of Lavos." Technically, I first played it on PC, since I used an emulator (Snes9x). Before I played Chrono Trigger, I was not much of an RPG fan. I had a few friends that were very much into RPGs, however. They strongly suggested that I play a few. I was blown away by the depth of Chrono Trigger.

Nintendo Rhapsody (World 6: It's About Time):

What is time? We like to think of it as a straight line from past to present to future, but our hearts and minds often dwell exclusively in the past or future. We rarely exist in the present moment. Time, it would seem, is merely an earthbound construct. It was the year 2000 AD in actuality, but my mind was fixated ever in the past. 1995 AD to be more precise. I was trying to hunt down a copy of Chrono Trigger for the Super Nintendo. I was very unlikely to still find the game in any store, and virtual console services would not exist for another six years. Thus, I settled on an emulator for Windows 98. I downloaded Snes9x alongside a ROM of Chrono Trigger. I would eventually find and purchase the Sony PlayStation compilation with Final Fantasy IV and the Nintendo DS version of Chrono Trigger, but for now, emulation appeared to be my only option. Chrono Trigger begins with a legitimate sense of joy and wonder. Crono is a carefree boy just out to have fun with his friends on the morning of the Millennial Fair. A stark contrast from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past in which Link's adventure begins with a frantic quest in the midst of a storm. Both story techniques work effectively in their respective games, but Chrono Trigger does a far better job of building tension, and boy does it deliver on surprise twists. From the moment Crono's mother drew open his bedroom curtains, I knew that I was in for something special. Lucca, one of Crono's dearest friends, is a dedicated scientist and a rather talented inventor. Her latest invention, a teleportation device, was about to take the Millennial Fair by storm.