Just who is Conrad Sheldon? Tonight, we investigate the man, the myth, and the
mispellings misspellings.
Mr. Cromer's Wonder Emporium
Hey guys! In order to make any sense out of the Conrad Sheldon story, we must journey back to the night of March 23rd, 2003. The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. As usual, meelWORM and I were chatting online about a wide range of topics. At some point, we discussed
Chris Cromer's AGI Web Site, and the fact that it had been rather absent of activity as of late.
The birthplace of Conrad Sheldon.
In typical mind melding fashion, meelWORM and I concocted a brilliant scheme. It was really quite simple in nature. A new member would register at Chris Cromer's AGI Web Site, and bring out the best (and worst) in the existing members, but we were not content with simply developing an average personality. We had to make things more interesting than that. After all, nobody wants to see an average circus freak.
This new personality was going to be an illiterate buffoon, with a 3rd grade education, and absolutely no previous Internet experience. Truly, a sight to behold. Moments before the first post, meelWORM coined the name, Conrad Sheldon. He said that he made it up off the top of his head.
As time went by, Conrad Sheldon evolved into a Sierra Online nutcase, and even opened his own
Sierra Web Site, which remains online to this day. If the music does not leave you in stitches, nothing will. With the launch of said web site, news of Conrad Sheldon spread quickly, and topics began to appear on other community forums, such as
The Subspace Channel, Tierra Entertainment (now known as
AGD Interactive), and many others.